Conspiracy Theories

[L'Emmerdeur]

If your science ever disagreed with the UN and their commie goals, they might be a bit more believable.

But everyone knows, no science is done for free. In fact, if you want to apply for funding, it's easy. Just make sure you remember your pledge to the DEI religion, or pretend to pledge, and you can have the funding.

Pure science, that!

You've proudly stated that you don't need to even look at the science. You're happy to believe the fossil fuel industry's paid mouthpieces over the scientists who are for the most part paid by universities. Everybody knows that universities are woke, so by default those pocketing coal and oil money are far more virtuous and trustworthy.

[Cunt]

It doesn't matter what happens in the real world, the science will keep saying 'climate change' and demanding more communism.

The universities are the ones forcing scientists to beclown themselves by adding diversity statements to their funding applications.

Whether they agree or not, it shows where their allegiance lies. (hint - it's not with facts)

[pErvinalia]

Science doesn't demand anything, let alone communism. It informs.

[macdoc]

Some actual science instead of dated right wing drivel

SCIENCE
OCT 18, 2023 8:00 AM
Chum Salmon Are Spawning in the Arctic. It’s an Ominous Sign
The fish may be a harbinger of dramatic warming in the north—and rapidly transforming ecosystems.

https://www.wired.com/story/chum-salmon ... popular4-1

[pErvinalia]

Salmon are woke communists.

[Brian Peacock]

Climate denial discussion merged from here.

[Animavore]

From ExxonMobile's website.

https://corporate.exxonmobil.com/news/v ... ate-policy

We understand the tremendous challenge represented by climate change and have fully supported the Paris Agreement since its inception.
Our scientists are working to develop innovative solutions to help reduce emissions, with a focus on the highest-emitting and most difficult to decarbonize sectors of the economy: commercial transportation, power generation and heavy industry.

It is in these areas that we believe ExxonMobil can best contribute to the challenge of climate change. For example, through our new ExxonMobil Low Carbon Solutions business, we are advancing plans for large-scale emission reductions with new carbon capture and storage opportunities around the world. We are also leveraging ExxonMobil’s significant experience in the production of hydrogen, which, when coupled with carbon capture and storage, is likely to play a critical role in a lower-carbon energy system. We’re investing $3 billion on lower-emission energy solutions through 2025 on top of $10 billion we’ve spent over the past two decades. As we develop additional value-added opportunities, I expect these investments to grow.

From BP's website.

https://www.bp.com/content/dam/bp/busin ... y-2016.pdf

I’d like to thank the Energy Institute for their kind invitation to speak on behalf of BP. IP Week is always
an important occasion in the industry calendar.
There are two big topics I get asked a lot about right now.
One is the oil price. The other is climate change.
And climate change is so important for the long term that it rightly deserves our attention today.
We actually have quite a history in BP on climate change. We’re widely seen as the first oil company
publicly to recognise the risk and the need for action.

From Shell's website.

https://www.shell.com/energy-and-innova ... WJpdGlvbi8

Shell's target is to become a net-zero emissions energy business by 2050.

From Total Energies' website.

https://totalenergies.com/sustainability/our-approach

TotalEnergies has placed sustainable development in all its dimensions at the heart of its strategy, projects and operations, in order to contribute to the well-being of the populations.

TotalEnergies has structured its sustainable development approach for conducting its activities so as to contribute to the achievement of the United Nations Sustainable Development Goals (SDGs), to which TotalEnergies committed its support in 2016.

As part of its determination to strengthen its efforts in the segments in which it can act with most authority as an integrated multi-energy Company, TotalEnergies involves its employees in identifying the SDGs on which it can have the greatest impact, in connection with its ambition to reach carbon neutrality (net zero emissions) by 2050, together with society. Through workshops, more than 27,000 of them took part in 2022 in the development of 10 objectives and indicators related to the SDGs. In 2023, it is planned that each site, business unit and subsidiary of TotalEnergies around the world adopts a progress plan with targets to be achieved by 2025, and each plan to be based on actions directly linked to the local activities of the entity concerned, as close as possible to the field. These plans form the Sustainab’ALL program through which TotalEnergies materializes its contribution to sustainable development.

Those Commie oil companies.

[L'Emmerdeur]

It doesn't matter what happens in the real world, the science will keep saying 'climate change' and demanding more communism.

The universities are the ones forcing scientists to beclown themselves by adding diversity statements to their funding applications.

Whether they agree or not, it shows where their allegiance lies. (hint - it's not with facts)

You wouldn't know, since you don't want to look at the science and therefore are unable to connect the science with what's happening in the real world. I think you're aware that science is a description of the real world, but you prefer to believe (out of faith in right wing podcasts?) that climate scientists are lying because communism. Well done, you've successfully owned the libs.

[Cunt]

Nah, what I'm saying is that it doesn't matter what happens in the real world, those acting as scientists will continue to agree to include 'DEI' statements into their funding applications.

Doesn't matter whether they believe in communism or not, their ethics be damned, they'll toe the line.

Makes it not very convincing, to rational folk. The mob loves it of course. Cause TV told them to.

[pErvinalia]

What do diversity statements have to do with climate change?

[pErvinalia]

The universities are the ones forcing scientists to beclown themselves by adding diversity statements to their funding applications.

Which universities?

[L'Emmerdeur]

What do diversity statements have to do with climate change?

Come on man. You simply cannot trust people who are willing to acknowledge principles of diversity, inclusion, and equity in their work. It's well known that anybody who does that is part of the Great Replacement Deep State, and is infected with the Woke Mind Virus. Anyway despite what climate scientists may say, in the real world the climate is doing just fine, right?

[Cunt]

You simply cannot trust people who are willing to acknowledge principles of diversity, inclusion, and equity in their work.

Equity is communism. Equality is preferred by those who oppose communism.

It is nice that you agree, but one should consider that some individuals may not adore communism.

Those far-right-conspiracy-theorists!

[Brian Peacock]

What do diversity statements have to do with climate change?

Come on man. You simply cannot trust people who are willing to acknowledge principles of diversity, inclusion, and equity in their work. It's well known that anybody who does that is part of the Great Replacement Deep State, and is infected with the Woke Mind Virus. Anyway despite what climate scientists may say, in the real world the climate is doing just fine, right?

And don't forget if any scientist has to pay a mortgage or fill the car up, then taking a salary to pay for things is proof that their research is corrupted, and that they're corruptible. I think Cunt wants us to return to that time when Gentlemen of independent means did the science stuff. Perhaps he's a Genteelist at heart

[Cunt]

No, I just want some scientists to be free to be non-communist.

As it is, even those that may be non-communist, have to write the pledge in their funding applications.