The Church of Manilow

[Clinton Huxley]

Here beginneth the first lesson:-



He IS music AND he writes the songs.

All hail!

[klr]

... I have an idea who put you up to this outrage.

[Feck]

Will someone send a lackey for the Doctor and tell him to bring lots of quinine ,Old Huxley is obviously having one of his attacks again .

And could we maybe take his keyboard of him ,the poor chap will be so embarased when he comes to his senses

[AshtonBlack]

Oh not again.

[Clinton Huxley]

Manilowism for beginners

In many ways, "I write the songs that make the whole world sing" describes the Creation story of Manilowism. It is interesting indeed how the lyrics of this hymn seem to predict modern string theory (indeed, ALL knowledge can be found in the works of Manilow (pbuh)). For verily he states "I am music and I write the songs". What is music? It is vibration. And to what are so-called scientists turning to to explain the Universe - vibrating strings. The word "song" is just another word for story, one set to music. A "writer of songs" is a Creator. To paraphrase:-

"I am music" - I am a vibrating string
"And I write the songs" - I created the Universe (Or Tuniverse as it is known in the Church of Manilowism).


In the next lesson, I will show how the key elements of evolution by natural selection may be found within the verses of Copacabana.

[klr]

Manilowism for beginners

In many ways, "I write the songs that make the whole world sing" describes the Creation story of Manilowism. It is interesting indeed how the lyrics of this hymn seem to predict modern string theory (indeed, ALL knowledge can be found in the works of Manilow (pbuh)). For verily he states "I am music and I write the songs". What is music? It is vibration. And to what are so-called scientists turning to to explain the Universe - vibrating strings. The word "song" is just another word for story, one set to music. A "writer of songs" is a Creator. To paraphrase:-

"I am music" - I am a vibrating string
"And I write the songs" - I created the Universe (Or Tuniverse as it is known in the Church of Manilowism).


In the next lesson, I will show how the key elements of evolution by natural selection may be found within the verses of Copacabana.

Forgot the lolcatz bible, this is the one truth ...

"Her name was Lola, she was a show-girl ..."

[Feck]

Holy Jebus it's worse than last time fetch the Laudanum.

[Clinton Huxley]

Ah, Brother Klr, you speak the truth. And is there not a lesson there that the wages of sin is misery. For indeed, did not Lola lose her looks, her Tony and, in the end, her mind?

[starr]

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Awesomeness.... I love Barry Manilow.

[tattuchu]

I loved "Mandy" and "Weekend in New England." I really did.

[starr]

I loved "Mandy" and "Weekend in New England." I really did.

Don't be embarrassed..... I will admit that I bought Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits 2CD set.... he is awesome!


Actually... perhaps this goes well with the post I made earlier today about finding cheesiness sexy

[Clinton Huxley]

I loved "Mandy" and "Weekend in New England." I really did.

Have you strayed from the path of righteousness? Manilow is not a vengeful God. If you return to the fold he will simply be "So glad you made it".

[klr]

Ah, Brother Klr, you speak the truth. And is there not a lesson there that the wages of sin is misery. For indeed, did not Lola lose her looks, her Tony and, in the end, her mind?

... you've now managed to drive out one song from my head, only to replace it with ...

"... the hottest spot north of Havana ..."

[Clinton Huxley]

Ah, sister LBON, you raise an interesting point - "Could it be magic?". Here, Manilow (pbuh) raises one of the key questions of our time - is materialism the beginning and end of things, or is there room for the supernatural?

[Clinton Huxley]

Ah, Brother Klr, you speak the truth. And is there not a lesson there that the wages of sin is misery. For indeed, did not Lola lose her looks, her Tony and, in the end, her mind?

... you've now managed to drive out one song from my head, only to replace it with ...

"... the hottest spot north of Havana ..."

The concepts of Heisenbergs Uncertainty Principle are embedded within this hymn:-

"There was blood and a single gunshot but just who shot who?"

There is no way of knowing "just who shot who?"