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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Animavore » Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:17 pm

littlebitofnonsense wrote:
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klr wrote: :hmph: You strident ... what do you call someone who believes not in Barry Manilow? :?
Tasteful.
Manilean heresy must be stamped out. Repent or burn in the hellfire for all eternity with nought but the Nolans to comfort your tortured soul.

Is this the wrong time to say that I love the Nolans too :o :hehe: .... hmmm Gotta pull myself together... :leave:
Its objectively and absolutely wrong.

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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by AshtonBlack » Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:37 pm

I wrote a book too "Mainlow is NOT great, But his nose is HUGE." I might take it on tour of the Manilow-Belt of the US.

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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:43 pm

Beware the false prophets!

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:shock: :shock: :shock:

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He's lost a little weight...

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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:20 am

Our Manilow
Who art in Vegas
Barry is thy name.

Why don't we have any prayer smilies.......oh, I know why.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Beelzebub2 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:19 pm

Few days ago I promised to make a Barry Manilow post, so here it comes:

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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:21 pm

Burn the blasphemer!
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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Beelzebub2 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:33 pm

Irishmen do not burn at the stake. We're made of carbon fibre. :coffee:

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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:35 pm

Jeremy Clarkson for Prime Minister wrote:Irishmen do not burn at the stake. We're made of carbon fibre. :coffee:
Hmmmm. Stretch the Blasphemer, in the name of Manilow the Merciful (pbuh)
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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Beelzebub2 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:37 pm

Carbon fibre doesn't stretch. :coffee:

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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by klr » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:43 pm

For your penance, say two Our Fathers, five Hail Marys, and listen to Barry Manilow's entire back-catalogue, so that you may see the error of your ways. :coffee:
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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Beelzebub2 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:45 pm

klr wrote:For your penance, say two Our Fathers, five Hail Marys, and listen to Barry Manilow's entire back-catalogue, so that you may see the error of your ways. :coffee:
Et tu Brute? :o

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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:46 pm

Jeremy Clarkson for Prime Minister wrote:Carbon fibre doesn't stretch. :coffee:

Turn the blasphemer into a panel on Nelson Piquet Jrs F1 car and have him smash it into a wall?
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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Beelzebub2 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:49 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Jeremy Clarkson for Prime Minister wrote:Carbon fibre doesn't stretch. :coffee:

Turn the blasphemer into a panel on Nelson Piquet Jrs F1 car and have him smash it into a wall?
Irishmen are non-turnable, non burnable, non governable. :coffee:

We're indestructible! :twisted:

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