A short message for creationists.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The more you know, the less you blow. Try reading more than one book.

[Bella Fortuna]

The more you know, the less you blow. Try reading more than one book.

You may be giving them too much credit in assuming they read even that one...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The more you know, the less you blow. Try reading more than one book.

You may be giving them too much credit in assuming they read even that one...

Trying to be at least a little polite. Ayaan's trying to civilize me or something.

[Animavore]

This is from RDF but I had to post it here.
It is the dumbest thing I ever heard... ever.

How a Fundie Christian demonstrates that the Earth is only 6000 years old, using nothing more than pencil, paper, a lighter, and a hair dryer! This is in their apologetics section so you have to be registered to view this....

http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=112979

Ok y'all stay with me.

For this Experiment you will need: a Bible, one brand new sheet of paper, bowl full of water, hair dryer, blue,yellow, gray, and brown crayons, a lighter, and a pen

Look at the sheet of paper, note that it is brand new.
Step 1: Open Bible to Gen 1 and read verses 1-5
Step 2: Using pen draw a circle on the sheet of paper and label it earth
Step 3: read Gen 1:6-13
Step 4: using crayons draw clouds, water, land, grass, plants, and trees
Step 5: Read Gen 1:14-19
Step 6: Using crayons draw the sun, moon, and stars
Step 7: read Gen 1:20-23
Step 8: Using the pen draw fish in the water and birds in the air
Step 9: Read Gen 1:24-31
Step 10: Using pen draw cows, spiders, and a cat or dog. Then draw two people and label them Adam and Eve.
Step 11: Sit back and look at picture. See how wonderful and perfect it looks?
Step 12: Read Gen 3
Step 13: Using pen draw a snake
SIN has entered the world

Step 14: Crumple your picture and straighten it back out. Do this 10 times. It doesnt look so brand new now does it?

Step 15: Read Gen 6&7
Step 16: Throw picture into bowl of water, crumple and straighten it out
Step 17: Read Gen 8:1-14
Step 18: Using hair dryer, dry your picture compleatly. Your picture is looking a little worse for wear.
Step 19: repeat step 14
Step 20: Using lighter burn hole in middle of picture and quickly put it out.
(I SAID THE PAPER NOT THE HOUSE!!! call fire dept! )
Step 21: Repeat step 14

WOW!! Your picture doesnt look new anymore. Its only a few minutes old!!! But because of it being crumpled and straightend, drenched in water, being blow dried, and set on fire, your drawing looks like it could be 100 years old.

God created the Earth 6,000 years ago. But because of SIN, a flood, earthquakes, and volcanoes it only LOOKS 4.5 Billion years old.

Now look at your Bible. Look at how new it is. Did you know that the words of the New Testament are about 2,000 years old? The Old Testament is even older than that! How cool is that? God can take something so old and make it brand new!

http://richarddawkins.net/forum/viewtop ... 9#p2371049

[Gawdzilla Sama]

This is from RDF but I had to post it here.
It is the dumbest thing I ever heard... ever.

Stupidity is irreducible.

[Animavore]

I weep and despair for mankind every time I read it

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I weep and despair for mankind every time I read it

I'm see the low and the high, I'm hoping the high wins.

[Animavore]

If any of my children end up that stupid I'm killing them. I don't care. It would be for the world. A benevolent act. Thumb into the vagus nerve. No marks. Just looks like a heart attack.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

If any of my children end up that stupid I'm killing them. I don't care. It would be for the world. A benevolent act. Thumb into the vagus nerve. No marks. Just looks like a heart attack.

There are ways.

[The Dawktor]

If any of my children end up that stupid I'm killing them. I don't care. It would be for the world. A benevolent act. Thumb into the vagus nerve. No marks. Just looks like a heart attack.

Sadly Ani- death by Vagal reflex pretty much only happens accidentally these days- although is thought to often be the cause of death in hanging- by suspension rather than a drop (obviously).

[devogue]

This is from RDF but I had to post it here.
It is the dumbest thing I ever heard... ever.

How a Fundie Christian demonstrates that the Earth is only 6000 years old, using nothing more than pencil, paper, a lighter, and a hair dryer! This is in their apologetics section so you have to be registered to view this....

http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=112979

Ok y'all stay with me.

For this Experiment you will need: a Bible, one brand new sheet of paper, bowl full of water, hair dryer, blue,yellow, gray, and brown crayons, a lighter, and a pen

Look at the sheet of paper, note that it is brand new.
Step 1: Open Bible to Gen 1 and read verses 1-5
Step 2: Using pen draw a circle on the sheet of paper and label it earth
Step 3: read Gen 1:6-13
Step 4: using crayons draw clouds, water, land, grass, plants, and trees
Step 5: Read Gen 1:14-19
Step 6: Using crayons draw the sun, moon, and stars
Step 7: read Gen 1:20-23
Step 8: Using the pen draw fish in the water and birds in the air
Step 9: Read Gen 1:24-31
Step 10: Using pen draw cows, spiders, and a cat or dog. Then draw two people and label them Adam and Eve.
Step 11: Sit back and look at picture. See how wonderful and perfect it looks?
Step 12: Read Gen 3
Step 13: Using pen draw a snake
SIN has entered the world

Step 14: Crumple your picture and straighten it back out. Do this 10 times. It doesnt look so brand new now does it?

Step 15: Read Gen 6&7
Step 16: Throw picture into bowl of water, crumple and straighten it out
Step 17: Read Gen 8:1-14
Step 18: Using hair dryer, dry your picture compleatly. Your picture is looking a little worse for wear.
Step 19: repeat step 14
Step 20: Using lighter burn hole in middle of picture and quickly put it out.
(I SAID THE PAPER NOT THE HOUSE!!! call fire dept! )
Step 21: Repeat step 14

WOW!! Your picture doesnt look new anymore. Its only a few minutes old!!! But because of it being crumpled and straightend, drenched in water, being blow dried, and set on fire, your drawing looks like it could be 100 years old.

God created the Earth 6,000 years ago. But because of SIN, a flood, earthquakes, and volcanoes it only LOOKS 4.5 Billion years old.

Now look at your Bible. Look at how new it is. Did you know that the words of the New Testament are about 2,000 years old? The Old Testament is even older than that! How cool is that? God can take something so old and make it brand new!

http://richarddawkins.net/forum/viewtop ... 9#p2371049

[Feck]

Sin causes earthquakes ,so before sin a smooth earth with no moutains......It's just fucking LA LA init

[devogue]

Sin causes earthquakes ,so before sin a smooth earth with no moutains......It's just fucking LA LA init

You mean like Los Angeles?

[Clinton Huxley]

Sin causes earthquakes ,so before sin a smooth earth with no moutains......It's just fucking LA LA init

Of course, couldn't really have earthquakes / volcanos and the like without plate tectonics, so good job the Almighty made the Earth pre-susceptible to sinnish disruption.

Never mind the creationist claptrap, even reading my own response to it makes me depressed.

[Feck]

Sin causes earthquakes ,so before sin a smooth earth with no moutains......It's just fucking LA LA init

You mean like Los Angeles?

Well there too but mostly in fundies heads .