Jesus Loves You

[JesusLovesYou]

Hi everybody,

I found this site while looking for a "friendly atheist forum" here:
http://www.google.com/search?q=friendly ... m&start=90

And what should i behold but a gang of castoffs from Richard Dawkins' site. Some of you knew me there by a different name.
And from what I've read here, apparently you aren't the only group of lost sheep from the herd.

Well, well, I guess you atheists couldn't keep it together, even with all your superior logic and reason. I don't seem to recall seeing ChristianForums or even your hated RaptureReady break into pieces like you guys did. Christ's loves keeps his flock together it appears. You folks seems to have had a regular Atheist Reformation.

I don't suppose you'll let me stay around long before you ban me. But I still think when you lay your false pride aside, many of you can find Jesus. I'll keep praying for you guys.

See ya around.

[Trolldor]

I watch with eager indifference.

[The Curious Squid]

Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're a c*nt

Only joking JLY, welcome to the forum. We're not into banning here so it's really up to you if you want to stay, be warned though, you'll probably get more than you bargain for.

[Kristie]

[Faithfree]

But I still think when you lay your false pride aside, many of you can find Jesus.

I cleaned the house he other day and found Jesus - yes he'd fallen down the back of the couch cushions.

Anyway JLY, welcome!
What makes you think we would ban you?

[The Curious Squid]

That's what RaptureReady would do to us?

[Trolldor]

That's what RaptureReady would do to us?

Has done.

[JesusLovesYou]

But I still think when you lay your false pride aside, many of you can find Jesus.

I cleaned the house he other day and found Jesus - yes he'd fallen down the back of the couch cushions.

Anyway JLY, welcome!
What makes you think we would ban you?

I usually get banned from atheist sites. You guys don't want to hear the truth.

I see you have all sorts of filth on this site. There's no place for Jesus - yet.

You need to open your heart - not just your mind and loins.

[JesusLovesYou]

That's what RaptureReady would do to us?

That's because you only go to attack and hate.

I come here with Jesus's love for all of you. You can reject it. That's your choice.

[Arse]

I usually get banned from atheist sites. You guys don't want to hear the truth.

Translation - I have been banned from RD.net for preaching.

Welcome anyway.

[The Curious Squid]

What filth are you talking about?

I think everything in here is rather tasteful so far, there's nothing illegal or immoral going on

You're setting yourself up to be quite argumentative, probably not a good way of winning any favour around here.

What was your name on RDF? You feel like doing a proper intro or do you just want to keep us guessing?

[Faithfree]

But I still think when you lay your false pride aside, many of you can find Jesus.

I cleaned the house he other day and found Jesus - yes he'd fallen down the back of the couch cushions.

Anyway JLY, welcome!
What makes you think we would ban you?

I usually get banned from atheist sites. You guys don't want to hear the truth.

I see you have all sorts of filth on this site. There's no place for Jesus - yet.

You need to open your heart - not just your mind and loins.

We can clear a bar stool for Jesus in the Pub. I gather he liked a drink or two.

[Geoff]

Welcome, JLY! Pull up a bed and lets get some of that famous Jesus lovin'!

[JesusLovesYou]

What filth are you talking about?

I think everything in here is rather tasteful so far, there's nothing illegal or immoral going on

You're setting yourself up to be quite argumentative, probably not a good way of winning any favour around here.

What was your name on RDF? You feel like doing a proper intro or do you just want to keep us guessing?

I see you guys want to start a porn site. How about that? I see many images and words here that defile the spirits God intended you to have.

Argumentative? Yes. it seems to be the only thing you atheists understand. When we tell you God's word, you won't listen. That's preaching you say. I'm arguing on the same level you do. That's what i learned from you guys. When I came to Dawkin's site I came as a friend with love and an open heart and was ridiculed too. I'm not going to give my name there. I had more than one anyway.

[JesusLovesYou]

Welcome, JLY! Pull up a bed and lets get some of that famous Jesus lovin'!

I will be happy to share Jesus' love with you if you didn't treat it as a joke.