An apology and shit.

[devogue]

EDIT: Wrong thread.

I thought I was having a stroke there.

[Goldenmane]

You call that drama, you useless piece of shit!

Yeah, fuck you dev.

Just because you're the fucking king of online drama, and you know I cannot help but love you for it, you cunt.

(Oh, as a side note: What smartarse was it started the "What does Schism taste like?" thread? I didn't see, my eyes teared up as soon as I saw it, in both memory and laughter. Buy that fucker a drink for me, will ya? That shit always brings Betty to mind.)

So, what's happening then?

Are you staying here or will you join Hackie and sit on his right hand as an uber-mod in the new place?

I thought you two were bum chums?

If not, come and join me here - we can talk about existentialism and the madness of schism jism until your head explodes like Betty's.

I've missed having a forum wife.

As far as I know, hack ain't modding nowhere, and no-one has asked me to mod anywhere in the last decade (half-decade?). Probably for good reason, since I've done that gig and would probably refuse. Hell, I refused for six months or so before I eventually took the last job. Modding is a largely thankless task, unless you're an arrogant cunt.

I don't have time to accept your typically graceless proposal anyway (it's the only type of proposal I'd ever consider as genuine from you, so woe betide any fucker who thinks this is a graceless putdown or any shit like that). I'd love to be your forum wife, I just don't fit the role. I wish I could. You two were fucking amazingly awesome.

[Bella Fortuna]

EDIT: Wrong thread.

I thought I was having a stroke there.

Every new thread you start gives me the feeling they were created mid-stroke.

[natselrox]

My intro thread here is even titled "Tell me why I'm doing this" or something along those lines. I only persist because, on reflection, I have to admit that I still think I'm fighting the good fight, as it were, and I'm doing it for both selfish and (surprisingly) unselfish reasons. I want to change the world for the better, simply because I think a better world would be better.

Come here, you fucker!

[devogue]

You call that drama, you useless piece of shit!

Yeah, fuck you dev.

Just because you're the fucking king of online drama, and you know I cannot help but love you for it, you cunt.

(Oh, as a side note: What smartarse was it started the "What does Schism taste like?" thread? I didn't see, my eyes teared up as soon as I saw it, in both memory and laughter. Buy that fucker a drink for me, will ya? That shit always brings Betty to mind.)

So, what's happening then?

Are you staying here or will you join Hackie and sit on his right hand as an uber-mod in the new place?

I thought you two were bum chums?

If not, come and join me here - we can talk about existentialism and the madness of schism jism until your head explodes like Betty's.

I've missed having a forum wife.

As far as I know, hack ain't modding nowhere, and no-one has asked me to mod anywhere in the last decade (half-decade?). Probably for good reason, since I've done that gig and would probably refuse. Hell, I refused for six months or so before I eventually took the last job. Modding is a largely thankless task, unless you're an arrogant cunt.

I don't have time to accept your typically graceless proposal anyway (it's the only type of proposal I'd ever consider as genuine from you, so woe betide any fucker who thinks this is a graceless putdown or any shit like that). I'd love to be your forum wife, I just don't fit the role. I wish I could. You two were fucking amazingly awesome.

Fuck.

I thought LIFE was Hack. Who the fuck is LIFE?

Anyway, try and drop by the odd time - for those who don't know, GM authored about 8 of the top 10 most brilliant posts ever written on RDF; he has a habit of getting right to the very heart of a matter then twisting and wrenching it free like some bestial Mayan high priest.

Here endeth the textual intercourse.

[Rum]

Soooo..what's this all about?

Welcome in any case and pull yourself together please.

[Goldenmane]

Fuck.

I thought LIFE was Hack. Who the fuck is LIFE?

I don't know who LIFE is. Sorry, I just don't know. Haven't had the time to find out. It ain't hack, though, as far as I know.

As to the rest of it: you flatter me beyond what is deserved.

[CJ]

Fuck.

I thought LIFE was Hack. Who the fuck is LIFE?

I don't know who LIFE is. Sorry, I just don't know. Haven't had the time to find out. It ain't hack, though, as far as I know.

As to the rest of it: you flatter me beyond what is deserved.

German chap called Bernhard

[devogue]

German chap called Bernhard

Who was he on RDF?

[natselrox]

German chap called Bernhard

Who was he on RDF?

life (not in CAPS)

[CJ]

German chap called Bernhard

Who was he on RDF?

life (not in CAPS)

So he was a low life then

[virphen]

Hey Goldenmane, you know we have a cunt here already, right ?

[CJ]

I can't tell when he's in drama mode or not But WTF the Aussi is back

[Alan C]

Fuck it. Here or there makes no nevermind, I'll be reading invective.

[Goldenmane]

Hey Goldenmane, you know we have a cunt here already, right ?

Indeed I do.

But one can never have too many cunts.