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Post by Trolldor » Sun May 16, 2010 5:58 am

Animavore wrote:What you mean? Mine is on Windows.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Sun May 16, 2010 10:05 am

Downloaded it too, it really is jolly entertaining.
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Post by Animavore » Sun May 16, 2010 12:22 pm

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Animavore wrote:What you mean? Mine is on Windows.
I refer you to my signature. :coffee:
:funny: I love it.
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Re: Downloading Portal

Post by Animavore » Sun May 16, 2010 5:09 pm

:shock: I'm only finished the training bit now! How big is this game?
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Post by Trolldor » Sun May 16, 2010 5:18 pm

Animavore wrote::shock: I'm only finished the training bit now! How big is this game?
You're almost finished, as far as I remember.
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Post by Animavore » Sun May 16, 2010 5:39 pm

Oh. It's not that big after all.
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Re: Downloading Portal

Post by Trolldor » Sun May 16, 2010 5:41 pm

Nope.

It's hell fun though.
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Re: Downloading Portal

Post by Animavore » Sun May 16, 2010 7:14 pm

Too short, too easy. I think it's just an add-on though. I wonder if the next one will be bigger and better?
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Re: Downloading Portal

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Sun May 16, 2010 10:18 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:
Animavore wrote::shock: I'm only finished the training bit now! How big is this game?
You're almost finished, as far as I remember.
No, he's like 1/50 through.
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Re: Downloading Portal

Post by Azathoth » Sun May 16, 2010 10:21 pm

I'm stuck on a right bastard of a level. I can see what I need to do but can't do it fast enough with the accuracy required. :pawiz: :lay: :pawiz:
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Re: Downloading Portal

Post by Animavore » Sun May 16, 2010 10:33 pm

:hehe: You suck.
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Re: Downloading Portal

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Sun May 16, 2010 10:39 pm

Ghatanothoa wrote:I'm stuck on a right bastard of a level. I can see what I need to do but can't do it fast enough with the accuracy required. :pawiz: :lay: :pawiz:
There's walkthroughs on YouTube. Just type in the level in the search box and then "walkthrough".

Like, "Portal Level 5 Walkthrough". Or use Google.
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Re: Downloading Portal

Post by Animavore » Sun May 16, 2010 10:59 pm

The only way you would even know that is if you suck too.
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Re: Downloading Portal

Post by Azathoth » Sun May 16, 2010 11:00 pm

I don't want to use walkthroughs. It defeats the object. I know what I need to do it is just going to take a while to get the timing
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Re: Downloading Portal

Post by Animavore » Sun May 16, 2010 11:08 pm

Is it the one where you have to drop down a ledge into a portal which comes out high on the wall then through another portal so you go through that and come back out high on the wall at a faster speed to go a longer distance over a glass partition?

That was the trickiest bit for me. Took about 11-15 goes to get it right.
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