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ABBA Reviews

Post by Posse Comitatus » Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:30 am

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A mainstay of popular arts criticism is that the subject must, in some deep way, pertain to some universal sense of veracity. It must be, as they say, "truth".

In this respect therefore, ABBA's 'Arrival' totally and utterly fails. The album title its self is a lie. This is not the Arrival of ABBA, they'd already had several albums by now, including a greatest hits, and at least two runs at the Eurovision song contest. In fact the real 'arrival' arrived not with Arrival but rather three years earlier with 'Ring Ring', and half of ABBA arrived ages ago anyway because they'd had successful musical careers elsewhere.

Likewise, it's certainly listenable, but it is truth? The first track details a licentious affair between a young female pupil and her teacher, but something about this track seems hollow- where as when listening to Sting singing 'Don't Stand To Close To Me' I can actually imagine him roughly rogering the wet schoolgirl, here, the narrative seems to reveal little, possessed of as much credibility as as bored adolescent fantasy. 'Dancing Queen' has a similar problem- The title and lyrics talk about a Queen in the singular, however the lead vocals are shared by Anni-Frid and the much better Agnetha. Clearly therefore there really should be Dancing Queens in the plural, the band getting so swept up in their (immaculately produced and recorded) web of lies that their very own identities have begun to deliquesce. In fact, the only track that does ring true is the sixth, 'Money, Money, Money', a crass and cynical pean to consumerism that prefigured a generation of raving Thatcherite lunatics and the more or less total collapse of society.

5 stars.

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Re: ABBA Reviews

Post by Feck » Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:08 am

By definition any 70's disco was shit Euro-vision pap ..Even Gay blokes only like Abba because it's Kitsch .

I'm sure the arbiter of all dreadful music DSI will be back in a few days to say he loves Abba and then My point will be proved ..

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Re: ABBA Reviews

Post by Feck » Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:19 am




AAAAARGH It's so FUCKING NICE :|~

I'm going to go drive and too fast and hopefully run over some school kids now just to get that godawful Saccharine out of my mind .





PS I might have grown up a sane well balanced human being if my childhood had not been poisoned by 1970's culture .
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Re: ABBA Reviews

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:23 am

ABBA are good but they stand in the monumental shadow of Barry Manilow

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Post by Posse Comitatus » Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:34 am

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

Anyone who can listen to The Visitors and then come back and say that it's not the greatest pop album ever recorded, frankly, deserves death, (if in a figurative sense).

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Also I'm doing this on my fone right now and all the text is massively bigger while smilies seem roughly the same relative size and just look utterly emasculated. It's not on.

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Re: ABBA Reviews

Post by AshtonBlack » Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:39 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:ABBA are good but they stand in the monumental shadow of Barry Manilow
Oh please gods.. no. Not this again. I've just finished the PTSD therapy from the last time. :nono:

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Re: ABBA Reviews

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:41 am

You came along, just like a song, brightened my daaaay!

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Post by Posse Comitatus » Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:45 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:You came along, just like a song, brightened my daaaay!
♥ beautiful xx



Also they are the greatest non-US new wave band ever. People who say otherwise need to bin Mamma Mia, ditch their copies of Gold (everyone has at least one copy) and listen to them proper.

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Re: ABBA Reviews

Post by AshtonBlack » Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:59 am

Posse Comitatus wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:You came along, just like a song, brightened my daaaay!
♥ beautiful xx



Also they are the greatest non-US new wave band ever. People who say otherwise need to bin Mamma Mia, ditch their copies of Gold (everyone has at least one copy) and listen to them proper.
Wrong.

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Re: ABBA Reviews

Post by Thinking Aloud » Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:09 am

AshtonBlack wrote:
Posse Comitatus wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:You came along, just like a song, brightened my daaaay!
♥ beautiful xx



Also they are the greatest non-US new wave band ever. People who say otherwise need to bin Mamma Mia, ditch their copies of Gold (everyone has at least one copy) and listen to them proper.
Wrong.
We didn't have a copy.

And then suddenly we did. And we never bought it.

It's like Queen's Greatest Hits, in Good Omens. Eventually every cassette you leave in a car becomes Queen's Greatest Hits...

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Re: ABBA Reviews

Post by Posse Comitatus » Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:18 am

I'm sat on a bench by a lake right now and I'm playing The Visitors and it definitely is amazing. In fact I think this may well be me having reached nirvana. As in the pseudo philosophical conceptual spiritual enlightenment wank that is, not the shit pop group from Seattle.

On another note, Queen are another group woefully under served by their billion selling greatest hits and a shitty rock-opera musical thing.

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Re: ABBA Reviews

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:19 am

All would have been as dust without........The Carpenters.....
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Re: ABBA Reviews

Post by Posse Comitatus » Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:40 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:All would have been as dust without........The Carpenters.....
That was fucking amazing.

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Re: ABBA Reviews

Post by Feck » Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:44 pm

I could give up eating .... :roflol:
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Re: ABBA Reviews

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:48 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
AshtonBlack wrote:
Posse Comitatus wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:You came along, just like a song, brightened my daaaay!
♥ beautiful xx



Also they are the greatest non-US new wave band ever. People who say otherwise need to bin Mamma Mia, ditch their copies of Gold (everyone has at least one copy) and listen to them proper.
Wrong.
We didn't have a copy.

And then suddenly we did. And we never bought it.
For years, the only CDs my ex ever owned were some Norwegian death metal band, Johnny Horton, and the ABBA Gold collection. :funny:
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