Some Prayers May Not Be Valid!
Re: Some Prayers May Not Be Valid!
Fair enough. But talking of sexual connotations to prayer positions.....
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Re: Some Prayers May Not Be Valid!
ghost wrote:Fair enough. But talking of sexual connotations to prayer positions.....
I think the guy in the white trousers has shit himself too!
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Re: Some Prayers May Not Be Valid!
The orthodox Jews are really stupid as well - there are 39 prohibited Sabbath activities: writing two or more letters, erasing two or more letters, tying a knot, untying a knot, extinguishing a fire, kindling a fire .....Seraph wrote:Apparently that god thingy is very selective indeed: "With all due respect to those dear people, my friend, God Almighty does not hear the prayer of a Jew." - Bailey Smith
All religions are a load of bollocks.
Only in the event of any life-threatening accident is one allowed to extinguish a fire.
Penalty for not obeying the laws of the Torah? Death, according to the Old Testament.
Btw - there are 613 laws of the Torah.
God forbid some rabbi here you farting on Sabbath or driving a car for that matter. Why? Because the vehicle's ignition creates a spark, which violates a specific Torah injunction that forbids lighting a fire.
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Re: Some Prayers May Not Be Valid!
Ultra orthodox jews in Israel have been known to throw stones at passing cars on the sabbath and even setting up roadblocks of protestors on busy streets. Religion is all bollocks.ryokan wrote:The orthodox Jews are really stupid as well - there are 39 prohibited Sabbath activities: writing two or more letters, erasing two or more letters, tying a knot, untying a knot, extinguishing a fire, kindling a fire .....Seraph wrote:Apparently that god thingy is very selective indeed: "With all due respect to those dear people, my friend, God Almighty does not hear the prayer of a Jew." - Bailey Smith
All religions are a load of bollocks.
Only in the event of any life-threatening accident is one allowed to extinguish a fire.
Penalty for not obeying the laws of the Torah? Death, according to the Old Testament.
Btw - there are 613 laws of the Torah.
God forbid some rabbi here you farting on Sabbath or driving a car for that matter. Why? Because the vehicle's ignition creates a spark, which violates a specific Torah injunction that forbids lighting a fire.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
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You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
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Re: Some Prayers May Not Be Valid!
Yup, a neurological disorder, like Bill Maher would say.
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