Songs you would have preferred to remain forgotten.
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Riding on the range,
I've got my hat - on,
I've got my boots - dusty.
I've got my saddle
On my horse.
He's called....T-t-t-t-t-trigger
Of course.
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
(woman's voice)
Riding on the chuck wagon,
Following my man.
His name is Ted,
Can you believe that?
Camping on the prairie
Plays havoc with my hair.
Makes me feel quite dirty,
Though we all do sometimes
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
Looking like a hero,
Six-gun at my side,
Chewing my tobacco.
Out on the horizon,
I see a puff of smoke.
Indians on the warpath,
(Indian voice) White man speak-em with forked tongue.
Or not.
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
My name is Ted,
And one day I'll be dead yo yo
Who needs a signature anyway?
Re: Songs you would have preferred to remain forgotten.
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Re: Songs you would have preferred to remain forgotten.
WTF? Blondie is awesomeGawdzilla wrote:Monotonous song is monotonous.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Re: Songs you would have preferred to remain forgotten.
It's still a monotonous song that is very anti-feminine.tattuchu wrote:WTF? Blondie is awesomeGawdzilla wrote:Monotonous song is monotonous.
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Re: Songs you would have preferred to remain forgotten.
Geoff wrote:
Blasphemy!!! It's a classic.
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Somehow there was a Kenny Rogers greatest hits cassette tape at work. Luckily, the tape player is old and does not work anymore.
I just can't bring myself to post the songs I thought would belong in this thread though. Oh the humanity!
I just can't bring myself to post the songs I thought would belong in this thread though. Oh the humanity!
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Dear DSIDeep Sea Isopod wrote:I'm having a whale of a time on this thread! PARTAAAYYY!!!!
If i lived with you and your music you would not live.
I would make you eat the cds your ipod etc and then bludgeon you with the nearest CD player.
Then dispose of the remains.
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Re: Songs you would have preferred to remain forgotten.
In the navyIan wrote:Geoff wrote:
Blasphemy!!! It's a classic.
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