Monty Python Mafia

[Zigmen]

Day 1, around Tea Time




Hail, good Sir Knight! I am Arthur, King of the Britons. I seek knights who will join my round table at Camelot. I seek those with strength, wisdom, and loyalty. If you can wield a sword, know the airspeed velocity of a swallow, or are willing to die for your country, I bid you to join me!

But knowest now, the Britons are not without enemies! Foul, cruel beasts lay ahead. With big, nasty teeth! And don't get me started about the French!

Join me now, and we shall travel the length and breath of the land! What mysterious adventures await us?

Who will end up pining for the fjords?

Elect a Mayor in Bold Blue
Vote to lynch a scummy player in Bold Black

And welcome to England, 932 AD.

We are off to an early start. Game days will run from 11am EST to midnight EST. Night moves are due one hour before daybreak.

Run Away!!!

[Zigmen]

The players:

1 Higgs
2 Totals
3 Feck
4 Mantisdreamz
5 Denny
6 feral p
7 Charlou
8 Ani
9 Eduard
10 MZ
11 Sifaka
12 Morticia
13 UT

[Zigmen]

Do your best to speak Olde English or suffer.

[Magicziggy]

I openest this thread with fluff and hence am immediately under suspicion!
However, I beggest of you to trusteth me. I would like to extendeth a warm mafia welcome to all new players.
That is to Morticia and Totals. To eveybody, you are all scummy French inst mine eyes. I will be listening with great care to any chink in your false British accent.

I am Sir Bedevere. And I am vanilla. So scum, go your hardest.

[Magicziggy]

Voteth Magicziggy

[Eduard]

I supporteth the noble sir Bedevere, his words smack of truth and honour, but I will respond back in due time to elect him justly mayor of our noble endeavours.

In case my avatar misleads anyone, I'm Patsy and I have no special use to our valiant quest apart from looking pretty and saying clever things (which I deem myself worthy of cleverness)

[Feral_Punctuation]

Why doth you reveal thoust identity so soon?

[Feck]

Methinks the Patsy doth protest too much

[Animavore]

[Magicziggy]

Why doth you reveal thoust identity so soon?

Noble Feral, or is it Le Feral, or perhaps La Feral

It goes without saying that a vanilla town shouldst standeth for mayor.
I hath addeth mine role for the benefit of newcomers, which you sir, are not.

Thou questioneth my honour. I questioneth your allegence.

voteth feral punctuation

(I reserveth the right to changeth my mind.)

[Feral_Punctuation]

I supposesth the sum of your points makes up a unit of sense.

[Animavore]

Vote Feral Punctuation

[Feral_Punctuation]

You doth joke, I pray. If I were scummy French, why would I draweth such attention to myselfeth? We all knoweth in our hearts that the French were given faketh role nameths in their role personal messageseth.

[Animavore]

The scum is dripping off you like cum off a freshly wanked penis.

Doth.

[Feral_Punctuation]

I would very much liketh to hear why thou suspecteth me so.