if only I could meet a woman with froot loops for boobs 
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You like the altered avatar? Now they're difinitely a better set than yours if only I could meet a woman with froot loops for boobs (not even drunk yet)
if only I could meet a woman with froot loops for boobs (not even drunk yet)We have no great war, no great depression.
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I've had a fewwtonight but I thrinh i;m prettyy coherenyt.
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Paco wrote:You like the altered avatar? Now they're difinitely a better set than yours
I don't think you could improve upon that post...
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Saturday 1:23 a.m. and I don't have to be anywhere until Monday at 6 p.m. Technically, I guess I'm durnk, but how is it that I'm still typing so well? This problem must be solved. 
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One solution would be to drink until you are unconscious...FBM wrote:Saturday 1:23 a.m. and I don't have to be anywhere until Monday at 6 p.m. Technically, I guess I'm durnk, but how is it that I'm still typing so well? This problem must be solved.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Hello. 
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Why XC, how are you doing?Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Hello.
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I'm not drunk. Is this allowed?
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Neither am I. Who's gonna stop us?
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Me. 
But I have to go get a glass of wine first.
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Perhaps you could get drunk for me, like... as a friendly gesture. I promise I'll have the hangover for you if you do!Bella Fortuna wrote:Me.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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OK. I will wait here and keep this civil. Can't regress into flirting or sexual innuendo now, can we?Bella Fortuna wrote:Me.
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Not with my back!Woodbutcher wrote:...Can't regress into flirting or sexual innuendo now, can we?
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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No. Such things are verboten. 
Maybe I should have vodka and OJ instead... :hum:
Maybe I should have vodka and OJ instead... :hum:
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maybe I should indulge. get the sour taste out of my mouth, mayhap. I have at some point relinquished the start of sentences, will I be graded on my grammar? 
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