75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgins?

[JimC]

Vergin' on the ridiculous...

[Trolldor]

[charlou]

[youtubeuk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwooM4yhiiY[/youtubeuk]

Billy has gotten even grittier as he's aged :twisted:

[FBM]

He's always funny as shit!

I'll bet it'd be even funnier if I could understand more than 0.035% of what he was saying...

[Trolldor]

[youtubeuk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwooM4yhiiY[/youtubeuk]

Billy has gotten even grittier as he's aged :twisted:

Funniest part is his Christian Rock piss take...

[charlou]

hayeah ... that whole night rocked ... like this

[youtubeuk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNmRVNWapg4[/youtubeuk]

[hadespussercats]

Vergin' on the ridiculous...

Indeed. I think I'll go eat some raisins.

[hadespussercats]

[youtubeuk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwooM4yhiiY[/youtubeuk]

Billy has gotten even grittier as he's aged :twisted:

Also-- this clip was awesome. I've seen some of his stand-up, but it can be hard to come by in the States. Thanks for posting it.

[mandy]

I'm a bit puzzed. Where is alun getting all these virgins from. Cant be enough women who died before sexual intercourse corrupts their dear souls, but old enough (I know 9 and over) to be 'useful' in this context.

So are these 'virgins' women who have never lived on earth, that alun is manufacturing for this purpose. I'd guess that someone who has never gone thru life and grown up, would be a bit like a vegtable or zombie.

Or is alun fixing women who have lost their virginity, after all any half decent cosmetic surgeon today could do it if required. Cloning is another possabilty, find a real hottie who likes cock and clone a couple of thousand copies.

Are they all muslim, or can god choose from the infidels. Does that mean non-muslims can still get to heaven?

Could you end up with your brothers ex-wife, or alun-forbid your grandmother.

Where is mandy when you need these pesky questions answered.

its not 77 virgins or 75. Allah has made 72 beautiful virgins for every man who makes it to heaven. each group of 72 women are waiting for a man to come and enjoy.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I liked Jon Stewarts response, that once you'd shagged all the virgins, it's more like being stuck with 72 wives, which was not exactly his idea of paradise. 72 wives, to nag you for all of eternity-- ha ha! take that, suicide bombers!

Meh, 72 wives, that's 36 for beers and 36 for sandwiches.

[Tigger]

I'm a bit puzzed. Where is alun getting all these virgins from. Cant be enough women who died before sexual intercourse corrupts their dear souls, but old enough (I know 9 and over) to be 'useful' in this context.

So are these 'virgins' women who have never lived on earth, that alun is manufacturing for this purpose. I'd guess that someone who has never gone thru life and grown up, would be a bit like a vegtable or zombie.

Or is alun fixing women who have lost their virginity, after all any half decent cosmetic surgeon today could do it if required. Cloning is another possabilty, find a real hottie who likes cock and clone a couple of thousand copies.

Are they all muslim, or can god choose from the infidels. Does that mean non-muslims can still get to heaven?

Could you end up with your brothers ex-wife, or alun-forbid your grandmother.

Where is mandy when you need these pesky questions answered.

its not 77 virgins or 75. Allah has made 72 beautiful virgins for every man who makes it to heaven. each group of 72 women are waiting for a man to come and enjoy.

What's so special about virgins? What's the fucking matter with you Muslims? Christ on a stick you believe some shite.
This is great: http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.p ... 25#p621033

[Gawdzilla Sama]

What's so special about virgins?

Amen to that! Most don't even know how to be multi-orificial. And when it comes to anything kinky . . .

[Tigger]

What's so special about virgins?

Amen to that! Most don't even know how to be multi-orificial. And when it comes to anything kinky . . .

The only fucking orifices you can see on Muslime women are the eyes, and they're not orifices per se, let alone fucking ones. Fucking primitive, stupid belief system. How thick do you have to be to believe an iota of this shite? Any religion, really, but this is a window-licking special religion.

[mandy]

its not 77 virgins or 75. Allah has made 72 beautiful virgins for every man who makes it to heaven. each group of 72 women are waiting for a man to come and enjoy.

What's so special about virgins? What's the fucking matter with you Muslims? Christ on a stick you believe some shite.

you wouldnt know coz admitted you are gay. you never tasted an untouched girl.
if you dont play the game, you shouldnt criticise the rules.

[Tigger]

its not 77 virgins or 75. Allah has made 72 beautiful virgins for every man who makes it to heaven. each group of 72 women are waiting for a man to come and enjoy.

What's so special about virgins? What's the fucking matter with you Muslims? Christ on a stick you believe some shite.

you wouldnt know coz admitted you are gay. you never tasted an untouched girl.
if you dont play the game, you shouldnt criticise the rules.

Yeah, but you've already shown you can't don't read much: I said I was bi, and there is a difference. Best of both worlds, dear boy, and as there is only one world to have the best of (i.e. no heaven), then I win, hands down. Plus I actually respect my sex partners, male or female, unlike Muslimes who get off by objectifying women.