75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgins?

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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi

Post by JimC » Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:02 am

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hadespussercats wrote:I liked Jon Stewarts response, that once you'd shagged all the virgins, it's more like being stuck with 72 wives, which was not exactly his idea of paradise. 72 wives, to nag you for all of eternity-- ha ha! take that, suicide bombers!
Meh, 72 wives, that's 36 for beers and 36 for sandwiches.
Problem is that you don't have 60 arms and enough faces to handle that much beer and sandwiches at a time
The real problem you guys haven't considered is 72 wives ragging it at the same time. Oh, the horror!
actually, we count on the catfight factor to provided entertainment, hence the need for beer and sandwiches.
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Post by Trolldor » Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:04 am

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Post by Thinking Aloud » Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:27 am

And the saddest, most unsatisfying thing about the whole of this religiousness is that none of them will ever realise they were wrong.

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Post by Robert_S » Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:48 am

Thinking Aloud wrote:And the saddest, most unsatisfying thing about the whole of this religiousness is that none of them will ever realise they were wrong.
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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi

Post by Tigger » Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:48 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:And the saddest, most unsatisfying thing about the whole of this religiousness is that none of them will ever realise they were wrong.
As I said here. http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.p ... 00#p616229

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Post by hadespussercats » Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:30 am

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The Mad Hatter wrote:They don't rag in heaven I don't think.
I don't see why they wouldn't, if they have hymens, vaginas, and all the rest. But since there is no heaven, this is largely academic. Pretty soon we'll be discussing how many burqua-clad women can dance on the head of a pin.
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Post by hadespussercats » Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:33 am

JimC wrote:
hadespussercats wrote: The real problem you guys haven't considered is 72 wives ragging it at the same time. Oh, the horror!
Svartalf wrote:actually, we count on the catfight factor to provided entertainment, hence the need for beer and sandwiches.
Virgin mud wrestling! :woot: :woot: :woot:
That would be totally awesome. Can I bomb someting?
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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi

Post by charlou » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:41 am

Thinking Aloud wrote:And the saddest, most unsatisfying thing about the whole of this religiousness is that none of them will ever realise they were wrong.
Do I detect a hint of irony? ;)
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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi

Post by mandy » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:57 am

Thinking Aloud wrote:And the saddest, most unsatisfying thing about the whole of this religiousness is that none of them will ever realise they were wrong.
how can you say that mate. it hasnt happened yet.
girls will be handed out in paradise. you are speaking as if the hot gift ceremony took place in 1999.
maybe you are right but we will just have to wait and find out wont we.
i think it will be you who will realise you have been wrong.
you gonna miss out of the fit chicks.

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Post by thepill » Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:50 pm

mandy wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:And the saddest, most unsatisfying thing about the whole of this religiousness is that none of them will ever realise they were wrong.
how can you say that mate. it hasnt happened yet.
girls will be handed out in paradise. you are speaking as if the hot gift ceremony took place in 1999.
maybe you are right but we will just have to wait and find out wont we.
i think it will be you who will realise you have been wrong.
you gonna miss out of the fit chicks.

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lol, so your told to not fornicate about and drink wine in this life, then when you die you're gonna get 72 'fit' women and as much wine as you can sup.

Humm one word comes to mind SUCKER :hehe: :funny:

So does the koran explicit indicate the 'virgins' are going to be fit? Given the quality of muslim women in the world, 72 minga's more likely
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Post by thepill » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:10 pm

This fixation with fornication in the after life does open a window on Muslim culture and thinking. All they really want to do if FUCK, not just their wife(s) but all and any women. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, :doggie: FUCK............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................., FUCK, FUCK, FUCK
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:12 pm

The supply of virgins is endless because Muslims have such tiny penises they don't break the hymen.
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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:41 pm

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Yeah, but you've already shown you can't don't read much: I said I was bi, and there is a difference. Best of both worlds,.
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Post by thepill » Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:52 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:The real problem is spotting the occasional tranny in amongst this lot! :shock:

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Post by Tigger » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:23 pm

Deep Sea Isopod wrote:
Tigger wrote:
Yeah, but you've already shown you can't don't read much: I said I was bi, and there is a difference. Best of both worlds,.
I call being greedy. Greed is one of the ten commandments in the Old Testicles.
So, for being Greedy, a non-believer and having gay sex, makes you 3 times as naughty, and Alan is gonna send you to hell for 3 times longer than eternity with all the other bisexual people. :D
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