Final Fantasy Tactics Advance... Live!

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Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance... Live!

Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:43 pm

Battle tutorial the second.

Never figured out precisely what the moggles were. Rats I suppose.

And they feel obliged to end every fucking sentence with "Kupo".
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:45 pm

"Wait a minute, Engagement means fight!"

Figures this out after being smacked in the face by a giant talking lizard.
Seemed to handle being transported in to a mystical land filled with talking humanoid animals that can cast magic and wield weaponry quite well.
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:48 pm

For a kid who couldn't even throw a snowball properly he seems to have a ridiculous natural aptitude for a sword.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:49 pm

The Mad Hatter wrote:Figures this out after being smacked in the face by a giant talking lizard.
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:51 pm

Apparently standard wear for a male Magician is the Hijab
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:52 pm

The Mad Hatter wrote:Apparently standard wear for a male Magician is the Hijab
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:52 pm

Default Clan Name:

"Nutsy"

...yeah, totally not a man-train waiting to happen.
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:53 pm

Playtime:
Half-an-hour.

Actual time spent out of exposition:
Three minutes.
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:55 pm

Ok, so the main character has known these guys for like fifteen minutes and they give him complete control over all the clan funds.
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:56 pm

I suspect Dawkins is involved in the administration somewhere.
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:57 pm

First Mission for a clan of warriors, archers and magicians:

Herb Picking.
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:01 pm

Ok, opening sequence finished.

The next 20 or so hours of the game will consist of 15-30 minute battles of doing precisely the same thing.
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:04 pm

I suspect they named their characters by rolling their faces across the keyboard.

"Tasfmib"
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:08 pm

It seems the enemy prefers to take you from behind.
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Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance... Live!

Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:08 pm

Fuck it. I did not spend three quarters of an hour just to pick fucking herbs. What else is there to do?
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