Cannibal Holocaust Rules and PG

[Callan]

Ooh, looks like it's going to be Zigmen first onto the bbq - open up the wine to let it breathe and move it a bit closer to the fire.

I'll stir the chilli sauce and check on the roast potatoes.

Do we need some salad with this?

Wot leaves and stuff ? Do I look like a herbivore ?

Vitamins, dude. You want scurvy?
Just splash some chilli sauce on it and you won't notice you're eating it, honest.

[Feck]

vit C comes from a l'orange .

[Callan]

vit C comes from a l'orange .

We can't serve Zigmen à l'orange straight off the barbie, silly. He'll be far too stringy.
We can only serve 'em with sauces once we've had a bit of prep time.
Besides, we've reserved the orange sauce for you, remember...?

:twisted:

[charlou]

I thought you were playing Callan .. but checked and found you're not. Doing a good job with the catering, though.

[Callan]

I thought you were playing Callan .. but checked and found you're not. Doing a good job with catering, though.

Thanky - can I interest you in a Zigmen burrito?
He's mighty spicy....

[Feck]

vit C comes from a l'orange .

We can't serve Zigmen à l'orange straight off the barbie, silly. He'll be far too stringy.
We can only serve 'em with sauces once we've had a bit of prep time.
Besides, we've reserved the orange sauce for you, remember...?

:twisted:

That depends how much you bruise him first :twisted: BTW I recommend my liver it should be Foie Gras by now but stay away from the other fatty tissues unless you want to try every fat soluble drug I've saturated myself with ! My spinal fluid will have you seeing god

[Callan]

vit C comes from a l'orange .

We can't serve Zigmen à l'orange straight off the barbie, silly. He'll be far too stringy.
We can only serve 'em with sauces once we've had a bit of prep time.
Besides, we've reserved the orange sauce for you, remember...?

:twisted:

That depends how much you bruise him first :twisted: BTW I recommend my liver it should be Foie Gras by now but stay away from the other fatty tissues unless you want to try every fat soluble drug I've saturated myself with ! My spinal fluid will have you seeing god

Cool. We were wondering what we might have as a starter dish.
Paté à la Foie Gras Feck - I like it.
Now I'll have to make some brioche and acquire some Sauternes...

[Zigmen]

Did I taste good?

Mmmmm. White meat!

[Callan]

Hello, is that the wine merchant?
Ah yes, good evening.
I'd like to order a case of WIFOM, if you'd be so kind.
Yes, we're cooking an Irishman.
I know! It's exciting, isn't it?
Yes, the usual credit card details.
Yes, if you could deliver this evening, that would be grand.
Thank you, goodbye.

[Callan]

Did I taste good?

Mmmmm. White meat!

You were a bit stringy, to be honest.
But we managed: Feck's Patent Chilli Sauce helped you on your way, and you made yummy burritos.

[Magicziggy]

[irretating]

Hello, is that the wine merchant?
Ah yes, good evening.
I'd like to order a case of WIFOM, if you'd be so kind.
Yes, we're cooking an Irishman.
I know! It's exciting, isn't it?
Yes, the usual credit card details.
Yes, if you could deliver this evening, that would be grand.
Thank you, goodbye.

You hear the one about the Irishman and the WIFOM?

[irretating]

Jeebus... my crockpot is just not big enough

[oblivion]

You're going to have to find us first, apparently.

[irretating]