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Post by Existentialist1844 » Thu May 07, 2009 1:54 pm

Hello HoseReel. :hugs:
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Post by Hosereel » Thu May 07, 2009 2:10 pm

Greetings, forum members. I am Hosereel. My Dad (Ian) finally saw FIO's suggestion that I be allowed to register, so here I am. :woot:

First of all, this may help explain how I got my nickname...
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I'm happy to be here. Now... may I answer any questions, solve your problems, or perhaps schedule a play-date with Pumpkin Head? :mrgreen:
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Post by Existentialist1844 » Thu May 07, 2009 2:11 pm

Hosereel wrote:Greetings, forum members. I am Hosereel. My Dad (Ian) finally saw FIO's suggestion that I be allowed to register, so here I am. :woot:

First of all, this may help explain how I got my nickname...
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I'm happy to be here. Now... may I answer any questions, solve your problems, or perhaps schedule a play-date with Pumpkin Head? :mrgreen:
Doesn't your dad ever give you water when you're thirsty? Why must you drink from a hose?

I am sure Pumpkin Head would like to hang out with you. :tup:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu May 07, 2009 2:15 pm

Does your daddy say it's okay for you to have NSFW access?

Can you spell NSFW?
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu May 07, 2009 2:17 pm

Hi Hosereel!

Can we see the next photo please? You know, the one where your daddy turns the water on? :mrgreen:
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Post by Hosereel » Thu May 07, 2009 2:23 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Does your daddy say it's okay for you to have NSFW access?
Sure, I can have NSFW access. Like my Dad, I'm quite the ladies man, and I'd love to see some of our lovely forum girls strut their stuff on the "real cleavage" threads. :naughty:
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Post by Existentialist1844 » Thu May 07, 2009 2:25 pm

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Gawdzilla wrote:Does your daddy say it's okay for you to have NSFW access?
Sure, I can have NSFW access. Like my Dad, I'm quite the ladies man, and I'd love to see some of our lovely forum girls strut their stuff on the "real cleavage" threads. :naughty:
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You're too young to see that stuff. :lay:
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Post by Hosereel » Thu May 07, 2009 2:38 pm

Existentialist1844 wrote: You're too young to see that stuff. :lay:
Oh, please! I have a twin sister that I take baths with every night. I've seen plenty at my young age.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu May 07, 2009 2:40 pm

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Gawdzilla wrote:Does your daddy say it's okay for you to have NSFW access?
Sure, I can have NSFW access. Like my Dad, I'm quite the ladies man, and I'd love to see some of our lovely forum girls strut their stuff on the "real cleavage" threads. :naughty:
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Post by Pumpkin Head » Thu May 07, 2009 2:59 pm

Hosereel wrote:Greetings, forum members. I am Hosereel. My Dad (Ian) finally saw FIO's suggestion that I be allowed to register, so here I am. :woot:

First of all, this may help explain how I got my nickname...
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I'm happy to be here. Now... may I answer any questions, solve your problems, or perhaps schedule a play-date with Pumpkin Head? :mrgreen:
Have your Daddy call my Mommy. :woot:
My cuteness comes in handy....
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Post by Trolldor » Thu May 07, 2009 3:53 pm

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Post by Hosereel » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:01 pm

As usual, Daddy hasn't been giving me enough to drink. But I get by well enough. :mrgreen:

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:16 pm

Hosereel, we have you scheduled for a cage match with Pumpkin Head just before the main event. Do you have your game Huggies on?
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Post by Existentialist1844 » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:20 pm

Hosereel wrote:As usual, Daddy hasn't been giving me enough to drink. But I get by well enough. :mrgreen:

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Awwwwww. :hugs:
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Post by Existentialist1844 » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:20 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Hosereel, we have you scheduled for a cage match with Pumpkin Head just before the main event. Do you have your game Huggies on?
They would never fight each other. They are buds, like you and me. :? :hehe:
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