Persuade Gemma to join the Ratz
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Greetings, Miss Ordeath!
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Shit. Something good happened here and I missed it.
to the new lovely lady!



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Four pages of welcomes for one lady person? Must be special indeed! Well here's another - WELCOME!
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And a big welcome from the far south!
May I suggest that cake is a less irrevocable choice than death, and probably tastes better?
May I suggest that cake is a less irrevocable choice than death, and probably tastes better?
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Glad to see you finally made it to Ratz.
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A Canadian hug coming your way...
Welcome to the forum..

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"Give me Liberty, Ordeath!"Clinton Huxley wrote:Greetings, Miss Ordeath!
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And a big welcome from down south, sorta near the south pole. 

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Hi!!!! Welcome!!!!!



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So, have you seen the "Pictures of Us" thread?CakeOrDeath wrote:![]()
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No...why?!
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Hi Gem
Welcome to the dark side
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Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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