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Orwellian
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Nice jokes.
To the future or to the past, to a time when thought is free, when men are different from one another and do not live alone — to a time when truth exists and what is done cannot be undone: From the age of uniformity, from the age of solitude, from the age of Big Brother, from the age of doublethink — greetings!
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How do you stop a dog humping your leg ?
Trigger Warning!!!1! :
Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
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My girlfriend asked, "Do you want to get married?"
I said, "Sure."
She said, "Great, when?"
I said, "Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl."
I said, "Sure."
She said, "Great, when?"
I said, "Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl."
"...anyone who says it’s “just the Internet” can. And then when they come back, they can
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Woodbutcher
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If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.-Red Green
"Yo". Rocky
"Never been worried about what other people see when they look at me". Gawdzilla
"No friends currently defined." Friends & Foes.
"Yo". Rocky
"Never been worried about what other people see when they look at me". Gawdzilla
"No friends currently defined." Friends & Foes.
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Sean Hayden
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A priest offers to walk a nun back to her convent after mass
She agrees
But when they arrive at the gate the priest asks for a kiss
Surprised, the nun refuses
Please, persist the priest
Well alright says the nun, just don't get into the Habit
She agrees
But when they arrive at the gate the priest asks for a kiss
Surprised, the nun refuses
Please, persist the priest
Well alright says the nun, just don't get into the Habit
The latest fad is a poverty social. Every woman must wear calico,
and every man his old clothes. In addition each is fined 25 cents if
he or she does not have a patch on his or her clothing. If these
parties become a regular thing, says an exchange, won't there be
a good chance for newspaper men to shine?
The Silver State. 1894.
and every man his old clothes. In addition each is fined 25 cents if
he or she does not have a patch on his or her clothing. If these
parties become a regular thing, says an exchange, won't there be
a good chance for newspaper men to shine?
The Silver State. 1894.
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Ironclad
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How do you crucify a spastic?
On a swastika.
Welcome to Rationalia. Run, run away wile you still can.
On a swastika.
Welcome to Rationalia. Run, run away wile you still can.
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Hi, everyone, happy 4th of July!
I just got here and I cannot find where to go in order to get my profile done. Where is the control panel? Any suggestions?
I just got here and I cannot find where to go in order to get my profile done. Where is the control panel? Any suggestions?
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Heya Cotys ...
Your user control panel is top left of window, just above the forum logo. You'll find profile and board preference options there, among other things. The default brown ubuntu theme can be changed via the board preferences option.
Welcome.
Your user control panel is top left of window, just above the forum logo. You'll find profile and board preference options there, among other things. The default brown ubuntu theme can be changed via the board preferences option.
Welcome.
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