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Re: Da Schneib shows up late

Post by Hermit » Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:44 am

Pappa » wrote:
Schneibster » wrote:I was asking Don't Panic. But in all polititudeinousness, thanks.

The human body is amazingly resilient.

Everybody likes otters, pretty much.
Capybara's are better though.
Capybara's what? And better for what?
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Post by Feck » Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:23 am

:hehe: My Dad hates otter's . It's true he is always bitching about them . I think back to when I saw my first wild otter's and I was so happy .
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Re: Da Schneib shows up late

Post by JimC » Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:25 am

Seraph » wrote:
Pappa » wrote:
Schneibster » wrote:I was asking Don't Panic. But in all polititudeinousness, thanks.

The human body is amazingly resilient.

Everybody likes otters, pretty much.
Capybara's are better though.
Capybara's what? And better for what?
It was indeed an appalling lapse in apostrophe use by Pappa.

And Capybaras are just rodents writ large...
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:28 am

He really meant "capoeira". :fp:
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Post by rachelbean » Sat Sep 03, 2011 11:09 am

Now that I had a few minutes to actually read...Welcome Schneib, I like the cut of your jib! :cheers: :teef:
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Re: Da Schneib shows up late

Post by Pappa » Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:12 pm

Seraph » wrote:
Pappa » wrote:
Schneibster » wrote:I was asking Don't Panic. But in all polititudeinousness, thanks.

The human body is amazingly resilient.

Everybody likes otters, pretty much.
Capybara's are better though.
Capybara's what? And better for what?
:fp:

I'd blame my phone, but perhaps it was because I was posting before my first cup of tea of the day.
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Re: Da Schneib shows up late

Post by Ayaan » Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:21 pm

Pappa » wrote:
Seraph » wrote:
Pappa » wrote:
Schneibster » wrote:I was asking Don't Panic. But in all polititudeinousness, thanks.

The human body is amazingly resilient.

Everybody likes otters, pretty much.
Capybara's are better though.
Capybara's what? And better for what?
:fp:

I'd blame my phone, but perhaps it was because I was posting before my first cup of tea of the day.
Very dangerous to post before your first cup of tea. :nono:

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Re: Da Schneib shows up late

Post by FBM » Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:28 pm

Buenos tardes, Schneibster. Quite an OP. About the only thing you left out is how you like your bacon. :tea:
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Re: Da Schneib shows up late

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:33 pm

FBM wrote:Buenos tardes, Schneibster. Quite an OP. About the only thing you left out is how you like your bacon. :tea:
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Re: Da Schneib shows up late

Post by rachelbean » Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:56 pm

Call me a prude (hahahahhahahaha), but that's a bit NSFW especially for a welcome thread. Maybe spoiler it?
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Re: Da Schneib shows up late

Post by Ronja » Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:16 pm

rachelbean » wrote:Call me a prude (hahahahhahahaha), but that's a bit NSFW especially for a welcome thread. Maybe spoiler it?
Thanks, Rachel, did that.

Welcome, person whose username it will take me forever to learn to spell (I've got a bit of a problem with spelling, no other reason). :cheers:

Oh, and for a long intro with strong opinions included, that one was IMO strangely likable. :tup:
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Post by Woodbutcher » Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:04 pm

Welcome. You're a keeper. :cheers:
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Post by Rum » Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:19 pm

Welcome. If you need any tips on overcoming shyness just ask ok?
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Re: Da Schneib shows up late

Post by Schneibster » Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:16 pm

Xamonas Chegwé » wrote:Nice intro. Would you like to buy some homeopathic water? It's organic? :dunno:
Trade ya some pentawater for it.
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Re: Da Schneib shows up late

Post by normal » Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:20 pm

Hello, new person. You seem so interesting that I feel like I should have read the whole intro post!
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