Are you saying you're pissed?Pensioner wrote:...when my incontinent pad has not been changed for a week.
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Bella Fortuna
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Shirley you're not serious!DP wrote:We think he done it to annoy us, just call him shirley.Pensioner wrote:Thanks again guys for the welcome, as I said much appreciated. It is nice to be able to chat to some old friends.
Hopefully I will make friends with some of you guys I have never met before, but do not bank on it as I get a little grumpy when my incontinent pad has not been changed for a week.
PS what is this user name about, “Xamonas Chegwé” that is a mouthful as the actress said to the archbishop.
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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Sandy Denny
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Is the pope catholic? Of course I’m pissed, actually that is not true, stoned out of my scull would be nearer the truth.Bella Fortuna wrote:Are you saying you're pissed?Pensioner wrote:...when my incontinent pad has not been changed for a week.
“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
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You're my kind of people, Pen. If it were at least noon I'd join you...Pensioner wrote:Is the pope catholic? Of course I’m pissed, actually that is not true, stoned out of my scull would be nearer the truth.Bella Fortuna wrote:Are you saying you're pissed?Pensioner wrote:...when my incontinent pad has not been changed for a week.
Have to maintain some illusion of standards, though... 
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He's a member over on RD.net, too. http://richarddawkins.net/forum/memberl ... le&u=20113Pensioner wrote:PS what is this user name about, “Xamonas Chegwé” that is a mouthful as the actress said to the archbishop.
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
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Charlou wrote:Normal wrote:Charlou wrote:I'll miss you if you like ...Normal wrote:I missed you even though you didn't miss me.
Stand still ...
... stand still, I said ...
... Ummm, I said standMissing you. Yes, very clever, Normal.
*ahem*
Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
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Thanks for the heads up mate, checked out Shirley’s posts on RDF, seems a descant enough chap for a guy with a name like Shirley.lordpasternack wrote:He's a member over on RD.net, too. http://richarddawkins.net/forum/memberl ... le&u=20113Pensioner wrote:PS what is this user name about, “Xamonas Chegwé” that is a mouthful as the actress said to the archbishop.
“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
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Wouldn't you expect a guy called Shirley to sing descant?Pensioner wrote:Thanks for the heads up mate, checked out Shirley’s posts on RDF, seems a descant enough chap for a guy with a name like Shirley.lordpasternack wrote:He's a member over on RD.net, too. http://richarddawkins.net/forum/memberl ... le&u=20113Pensioner wrote:PS what is this user name about, “Xamonas Chegwé” that is a mouthful as the actress said to the archbishop.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Wouldn't you expect a guy called Shirley to sing descant?Pensioner wrote:Thanks for the heads up mate, checked out Shirley’s posts on RDF, seems a descant enough chap for a guy with a name like Shirley.lordpasternack wrote:He's a member over on RD.net, too. http://richarddawkins.net/forum/memberl ... le&u=20113Pensioner wrote:PS what is this user name about, “Xamonas Chegwé” that is a mouthful as the actress said to the archbishop.
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
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Castrato in your case Shirley.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Wouldn't you expect a guy called Shirley to sing descant?Pensioner wrote:Thanks for the heads up mate, checked out Shirley’s posts on RDF, seems a descant enough chap for a guy with a name like Shirley.lordpasternack wrote:He's a member over on RD.net, too. http://richarddawkins.net/forum/memberl ... le&u=20113Pensioner wrote:PS what is this user name about, “Xamonas Chegwé” that is a mouthful as the actress said to the archbishop.
And now it's official. :twisted:
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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Shit, bollocks, bugger. Take the piss out of the old guy because he cannot spill.lordpasternack wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Wouldn't you expect a guy called Shirley to sing descant?Pensioner wrote:Thanks for the heads up mate, checked out Shirley’s posts on RDF, seems a descant enough chap for a guy with a name like Shirley.lordpasternack wrote:He's a member over on RD.net, too. http://richarddawkins.net/forum/memberl ... le&u=20113Pensioner wrote:PS what is this user name about, “Xamonas Chegwé” that is a mouthful as the actress said to the archbishop.
b“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
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Who'd'a thunk that a member would end up having a meme attached to them as a result of some idle conversation in a welcoming thread? 
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
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Can't spill? His drink, perhaps..... 
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Beautiful, ain't it?lordpasternack wrote:Who'd'a thunk that a member would end up having a meme attached to them as a result of some idle conversation in a welcoming thread?
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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Welcome Pensioner, glad to have you here 
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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