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JimC
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by JimC » Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:30 am
Welcome to the forum!
(the male Sydney funnelwebs are the worst, unlike many other species...)

Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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Link
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by Link » Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:28 am
FBM wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:Ahoy! Retired Navy, MMC. Now I work full time annoying people.
On duty 24/7/365.

Ain't that the truth
Welcome to Ratz!

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Trolldor
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by Trolldor » Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:25 am
JimC wrote:Welcome to the forum!
(the male Sydney funnelwebs are the worst, unlike many other species...)

Both sexist and... err.. umm... statist?
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
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Atrax Robustus
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by Atrax Robustus » Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:43 am
Hey thanks for the welcome everyone!
@ Rum and Bella Fortuna: I wish I was retired too! One day . . . . perhaps . . . .
Charlou wrote:Hi ... Nice avatar.

Hi Charlou . . . nice sparrasidae! Well, I was going to use one of these for an avatar- but some people don't like my taste in wildlife. For anyone that's interested - that's not a SFW in my avatar. It's just a nice piccy of a web that I found and I can't ID the spider.

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by charlou » Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:59 pm
Atrax Robustus wrote:For anyone that's interested - that's not a SFW in my avatar. It's just a nice piccy of a web that I found and I can't ID the spider.
Some sort of orb spider, perhaps ...
orb spider may 2010 002a.JPG
no fences
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CJ
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by CJ » Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:04 pm
Welcome aboard.

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by CJ » Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:08 pm
Atrax Robustus wrote:once I find my feet and test the waters.
Look down. Still can't see them? Bend forward. Still can't see them? Don't worry, when you test the waters you'll float!
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Woodbutcher
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by Woodbutcher » Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:26 pm
Welcome to the asylum!

If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.-Red Green
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by Svartalf » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:16 pm
Bumbing welcome threads?
Off with your beer master.
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by fishie » Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:00 am
Oi AR! when did you sneak in? And Why Wasnt I Told? Shees,
Join Ratz, they said
You"ll never miss out on anything, they said.
Best grapevine EVAH, they said.
And you just scuttled right on in.
Welcome to here

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Azathoth
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by Azathoth » Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:04 pm
aah, horwood
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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PsychoSerenity
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by PsychoSerenity » Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:39 pm
Wait - fishie, are you a proper member? I was assuming you were one of the sock-puppets, so sorry about that, and a rather belated welcome!
[Disclaimer - if this is comes across like I think I know what I'm talking about, I want to make it clear that I don't. I'm just trying to get my thoughts down]
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by fishie » Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:47 pm
PsychoSerenity wrote:Wait - fishie, are you a proper member? I was assuming you were one of the sock-puppets, so sorry about that, and a rather belated welcome!
That is fucking hilarious. Made my day! Ive never been mistaken for a sock-puppet before
Least I dont think I have. Hiya and nice to meet you

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by Mysturji » Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:37 pm
fishie wrote:Oi AR! when did you sneak in? And Why Wasnt I Told? Shees,
Join Ratz, they said
You"ll never miss out on anything, they said.
Best grapevine EVAH, they said.
And you just scuttled right on in.
Welcome to here

Check the timestamp of the OP

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Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
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